The people in my life:

Larry: My husband, partner, friend and the love of my life.

John: My first son. Fun, smart, intuitive. Delightful to be around.

Trent: My second son. Full of mischeif and silliness, joyous company.

Zoe: My baby girl. Beautiful, sweet, sensitive and lovable.

Mom: Very supportive, smart and fun. My friend as well as my mom.

Dad: We're getting along much better recently.

Patrick: My brother. (See above)

Julie: My sister in law. I like her alot. She's a nice person and a good mom.

Laney: My niece. Born several weeks premature, she's a tough, gorgeous little girl.

FF: Fuckface, J's father. My former husband. A sexually, emotionally and psycholigcally abusive sack of garbage with delusions regarding his own appeal and importance.

Jr.: FF's oldest son, a child molester who impregnated his own sister, proven via DNA evidence. His personality is exactly like his father's.

Tes: My cousin's daughter. Another sensitive, sweet, bright child. I wish she were mine.

Rosa: My aunt from VA.

Nan: My grandmother.

Roy: My aunt's sweetie. He really is a sweetie.

Dawn: Tes' mom. Can't seem to keep herself out of jail.

DJ: Dawn's sister. One of my all-time favorite people.

Todd: DJ's husband. Another great person.

Sam: My mom's dog. He used to be mine unti I developed an allergy to him. I still love that dog and I miss having him around.