I am so addicted to the Discovery Channel it's almost obsession. I mean, where else can you find a week long series of terrifying shark footage graphically shown uncut in all of it's gruesome glory, followed by documentaries of poisonous desert critters? And, as if that isn't enough to keep to keep my geeky, factoid and statistic crazed brain occupied, the whole deal is about to culiminate in a documentary that details all of the previously unknown facts about Nefertiti!!

BOO-FUCKIN'-YA, BABY!!

I haven't been this excited since I found out that some lab out west is doing DNA samples to find out if the body buried in New Mexico really is Billy the Kid.

Anyway, in my delighted frenzy I was inspired by two things; the need to pay homage to the Discovery Channel in song, and the need to draw attention to sister Azimel's last entry, and believe you me, it's awesome. Behold, the era of Ghetto Barbie approacheth!!

Since I have no real songwriting talent I had to look elsewhere for a song that glorifies the brain candy that is the Discovery Channel, and I have found it. The one and only Bad Touch by the one and only Bloodhound Gang. Okay, well it doesn't exactly glorify, but it does at least make mention. It was the best I could do. Enjoy. Following the song will be a special picture I posted in honor of Miss Azimel's latest entry. Also enjoy.

THE BAD TOUCH
Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I�d appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I�ll bet you�ll feel nuts Yes I�m siskel, yes I�m ebert and you�re getting two thumbs up You�ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you�re out of bounds

I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are Inclined To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now You and me baby ain�t nothin� but mammals So let�s do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby ain�t nothin� but mammals So let�s do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin� horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "small craft advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I�m mister coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I�ll show you mine "tool time" you�ll lovett just like lyle And then we�ll do it doggy style so we can both watch "x-files"

Do it now You and me baby ain�t nothin� but mammals So let�s do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby ain�t nothin� but mammals So let�s do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin� horny now

You and me baby ain�t nothin� but mammals So let�s do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby ain�t nothin� but mammals So let�s do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it now You and me baby ain�t nothin� but mammals So let�s do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby ain�t nothin� but mammals So let�s do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin� horny now