6:31 p.m.
[ 12 Pains of Xmas ]
This delightful song is from the Bob River's album "Twisted Christmas Box". Since I loathe xmas, I tend to love xmas song parodies and this is one of the best. It never fails to make me laugh. It's a little different from the original in that it's sung by a cast of characters, so I'll include them here and you'll get the idea.
All Lyrics are sung by the chorus except for the following:
(1) Lyrics are spoken by an angry man
(2) lyrics are spoken by an old man who sounds like Archie Bunker
(3) Lyrics are spoken by a man with a high voice
(4) lyrics are spoken by a middle-aged woman
(5) lyrics are spoken by a middle-aged man
(6) lyrics are screamed by a Whining child
(7) Lyrics are spoken by a man
(8) Lyrics are spoken by a young woman
(9) Purple Lyrics are spoken by another man with a high voice
(10) Lyrics are spoken by a group of men}
The 12 Pains of Xmas
The First thing at Christmas
That�s such a pain to me:
Is finding a Christmas tree.
The Second thing at Christmas
That�s such a pain to me:
Rigging up the lights. (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.
The Third thing at Christmas
That�s such a pain to me:
Hangovers. (2)
Rigging up the lights. (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.
The Fourth thing at Christmas
That�s such a pain to me:
Sending Christmas Cards. (3)
Hangovers. (2)
Rigging up the lights. (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.
The Fifth thing at Christmas
That�s such a pain to me:
Five Months Of Bills!
Sending Christmas Cards. (3)
Hangovers. (2)
Rigging up the lights. (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.
The Sixth thing at Christmas
That�s such a pain to me:
Facing My In-laws. (4)
Five Months Of Bills!
I Hate Those Christmas Cards! (3)
Hangovers! (2)
Rigging up these lights! (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.
The Seventh thing at Christmas
That�s such a pain to me:
The Salvation Army (5)
Facing My In-laws. (4)
Five Months Of Bills!
Sending Christmas Cards! (3)
Ooh Geez! (2)
I�m Tryin to rig up these lights! (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.
The Eighth thing at Christmas
That�s such a pain to me:
I Wanna Transformer for Christmas! (5)
Charities . . . ! And Whadda Ya mean Your In-laws!! (4)
Five Months Of Bills!
Ooh Making out these Cards! (3)
Edith get me a beer Huh!! (2)
What We Have No EXTENTION CORDS!! (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.
The Ninth thing at Christmas
That�s such a pain to me:
Finding parking Spaces!(7)
Daddy I Want Some Candy!!! (6)
Donations!! (5)
Facing My In-laws!! (4)
Five Months Of Bills!
Writing out those Chrismas Cards!!(3)
Hangovers! (2)
Now Why The Hell Are They BLINKING ? ! ? ! (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.
The Tenth thing at Christmas
That�s such a pain to me:
Batteries not included.(8)
No parking Spaces! (7)
BUY ME SOMETHING!!! (6)
Get a Job Ya Bum!! (5)
Ooh Facing My In-laws!!(4)
Five Months Of Bills!
Yo Ho! Sending Chrismas Cards!! (3)
Oh Geez ! Lookit this!!! (2)
One Light Goes Out And The Others go Out ! ? ! ? ! (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.
The Eleventh thing at Christmas
That�s such a pain to me:
Stale TV specials! (9)
Batteries not included! (8)
No parking Spaces!(7)
I Gota Go to the Bathroom!!!(6)
Charities!! (5)
She�s a WITCH I hate Her!! (4)
Five Months Of Bills!
Ooh I don�t even know half these people!! (3)
Who�s Got the Terlet paper!!! (2)
Get a Flashlight I Blew a Fuse ! ? ! ? ! (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.
The Twelfth thing at Christmas
That�s such a pain to me:
Singing Christmas Carols! (10)
Stale TV specials! (9)
Batteries not included! (8)
No Parking !! (7)
{Waaaahhhh!!! Waaaahhhh!!!} (6)
Charities!! (5)
Gotta Make em Dinner!! (4)
Five Months Of Bills!
I�m Not Sending Them This Year, That�s It!! (3)
Shut Up YOU!!! (2)
Fine! You�re So Smart! You Rig Up The LIGHTS!!! (1)
and finding a Christmas tree!
� Dreamyautumn, 2003
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