These questions aren't going out to anyone in particular, they're just things I ask myself from time-to-time and don't really expect an answer to.

* How come hot dogs come in packs of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packs of eight?

* Why do men have nipples? When the hell did that ever come in handy?

* Why do men expect us to shave like, everything, but feel perfectly comfortable allowing the hair on their own necks, backs and shoulders to grow until it looks like a bear skin rug?

* Why do men demand that women all be blonde, tall and have huge breasts and a concave stomach, but feel perfectly okay with allowing themselves to go grey and become overweight?

* Why is it that when you tell someone you hate thanksgiving that's okay, but you say you hate christmas and everyone looks at you like you just sprouted another head?

* Why are people so grossed out by the mention of menstruation?

* Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

* It's just a game, no different from fantasy football, so why are people so offended by the idea of playing The Dead Pool?

I do of course have more questions, some serious ones. But not today. Today I'm feeling too annoyingly cheery to focus on the deep, nagging questions that I want to ask.

See? -> :o)